HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO EVERYBODY.
WISH YOU ALL A GREAT YEAR AHEAD.
P/S: I WISH MY SELF A GREAT YEAR AHEAD.
Happy New Year 2008 !!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 TO EVERYBODY.
WISH YOU ALL A GREAT YEAR AHEAD.
P/S: I WISH MY SELF A GREAT YEAR AHEAD.
Petai Bubus in Google MAP !!
Haha, believe it or not. Just checking it and its there, to those my ex-schoolmates who till now remember my Kampung's nama now you can check how to get there !! Cheers !!
Lawak di bulan Puasa
Gosip 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah
Gosip 2
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan
pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan
kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan
gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Gosip 3
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya:
" Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca
macam orang lain?"
"Dah tentu, " jawab doktor.
"Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
Gosip 4
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat
punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu,
dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
P/S: Wahahaha, lapar perut sebab gelak
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah
Gosip 2
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan
pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan
kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan
gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Gosip 3
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya:
" Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca
macam orang lain?"
"Dah tentu, " jawab doktor.
"Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
Gosip 4
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat
punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu,
dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
P/S: Wahahaha, lapar perut sebab gelak
Full Moon ? Behave everyone
Yes it is, have you suddenly one day in a month want to do something that you usually u don't do. Like me, one night i want to walk from my house to groceries store where usually I'll just drive or ride my scooter.
According to anthropology it has to do with full moon effect to human behavior.
Maybe if you are a statistician you can compare the crime, anything effect based on moon calendar.
Refer it in National Geographic website for article Full Moon Effect On Behavior Minimal, Studies Say and also a study from astrology web space.com.
Remind me of Full Moon Party festival held in Koh Pangan Island, Thailand every month.
Pics: 14th Ramadhan 1428 = 26th September 2007
Nak Lagu Raya ?
Since last weekend, stesen radio dah start putar lagu raya. Masa kecil dulu selalu melompat bila dengar lagu raya.
Lagu raya aku paling suka personally ada 2 kategori.
1. Kategori Riang Ria
Uji Rashid dan Hail Amir - Seloka Hari Raya
2. Kategori Syahdu
Mamat - Ku Pohon Restu Ayah Bonda
3. Kategori Lagu Mood Raya Paling Menyampah Nak Dengar
New Boyz - Balik Kampung
Download lagu raya di raya.ded1.net
Lagu raya aku paling suka personally ada 2 kategori.
1. Kategori Riang Ria
Uji Rashid dan Hail Amir - Seloka Hari Raya
2. Kategori Syahdu
Mamat - Ku Pohon Restu Ayah Bonda
3. Kategori Lagu Mood Raya Paling Menyampah Nak Dengar
New Boyz - Balik Kampung
Download lagu raya di raya.ded1.net
Iklan Raya : Jangan Pandang Belakang
This advertisement by Proton by using a concept from box office film Jangan Pandang Belakang i must say a darn creative hahaha....Enjoy the video
Selamat Hari Raya, even hantu pun kena pakai seatbelt !!! Inikan pulak korang :)
Selamat Hari Raya, even hantu pun kena pakai seatbelt !!! Inikan pulak korang :)
Happy Ramadhan
14th Ramadhan 1428Hijrah
To all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa dan menjalani ibadah puasa. This year memang sekejap je rasa 2 weeks dah puasa. This year also is a new record for me, WHY?
This year i had a proper break fast everyday, and not like last year and few years back where at least first day of ramadhan i'll breakfast in my car stuck in traffic jam in KL or PJ.
Selamat menyambut ramadhan fasa ke-2 :).
To all my friends in Middle East and Australia - selamat menyambut hari raya diperantauan :)
Pokok Kurma
To all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa dan menjalani ibadah puasa. This year memang sekejap je rasa 2 weeks dah puasa. This year also is a new record for me, WHY?
This year i had a proper break fast everyday, and not like last year and few years back where at least first day of ramadhan i'll breakfast in my car stuck in traffic jam in KL or PJ.
Selamat menyambut ramadhan fasa ke-2 :).
To all my friends in Middle East and Australia - selamat menyambut hari raya diperantauan :)
Pokok Kurma
First McDonald Restaurant in Kuala Terengganu
Yes, you heard it rite. First ever McDonald restaurant are going to be open in Plaza Paya Bunga, Kuala Terengganu. This McDonald restaurant are going to be number 2 in Terengganu after the one in Kertih. At last, no more kids from KL screaming to go to McD to have porridge on raya holiday :)
p/s: I can imagine how pack the restaurant will be in first 6 months. Yela, first ever in KT people will go crazy just like they go to first KFC, Pizza restaurant when they open their door for the first time in KT. Me? Do not understand, hmmm :-P
Jom ke PARAM !!
PARAM
Aku tak pasti berapa ramai yang tahu istilah PARAM, ia sebenarnya singkatan kepada gabungan PASAR RAMADHAN jadi lah PARAM. Mula-mula dengar agak ganjil, kelakar dan pelik haha sebab aku ingat diorang sebut nama pelakon kerdil zaman AR Badul tu param tapi bukan. Tapi lama-lama jadi selesa bila sebut param. Aku guna singkatan ni masa belajar dulu kat UTM, Skudai memang semua pakai istilah ni bila bulan puasa. Sampai sekarang masih menggunakan PARAM bagi BAZAR or PASAR RAMADHAN. Masa mula-mula menetap di Subang, semua orang pelik bila aku sebut perkataan PARAM tapi sekarang tidak lagi malah semua menggunakan PARAM sebab ia pendek, ringkas dan jelas. Marilah semua gunakan perkataan PARAM !!! :-D
p/s: Bulan puasa ni memang aku rajin update blog even kerja melambak, selamat berpuasa ~ !!
Aku tak pasti berapa ramai yang tahu istilah PARAM, ia sebenarnya singkatan kepada gabungan PASAR RAMADHAN jadi lah PARAM. Mula-mula dengar agak ganjil, kelakar dan pelik haha sebab aku ingat diorang sebut nama pelakon kerdil zaman AR Badul tu param tapi bukan. Tapi lama-lama jadi selesa bila sebut param. Aku guna singkatan ni masa belajar dulu kat UTM, Skudai memang semua pakai istilah ni bila bulan puasa. Sampai sekarang masih menggunakan PARAM bagi BAZAR or PASAR RAMADHAN. Masa mula-mula menetap di Subang, semua orang pelik bila aku sebut perkataan PARAM tapi sekarang tidak lagi malah semua menggunakan PARAM sebab ia pendek, ringkas dan jelas. Marilah semua gunakan perkataan PARAM !!! :-D
p/s: Bulan puasa ni memang aku rajin update blog even kerja melambak, selamat berpuasa ~ !!
Annoying sendmail message
bash-2.05#
Sep 19 13:01:00 myserver sendmail[3637]: [ID 702911 mail.alert] unable to qualify my own domain name (myserver) -- using short name
If you setup a unix bos especially solaris and do not configure sendmail for your own reason this messages will come a lot and will annoy you. So to stop it bothering you to do your work this is what you had to do
(err the dirty way :) )
#vi /etc/hosts
1) go to your server entry line
#
# Internet host table
#
127.0.0.1 localhost
192.168.10.10 myserver
After myserver put a single dot "." , so it will become like this
#
# Internet host table
#
127.0.0.1 localhost
192.168.10.10 myserver.
Now the annoying unable to qualify my own domain name is gone.
This actually a sendmail error/warning /notification messages, the other way round is you just disable sendmail services in your box.
Sep 19 13:01:00 myserver sendmail[3637]: [ID 702911 mail.alert] unable to qualify my own domain name (myserver) -- using short name
If you setup a unix bos especially solaris and do not configure sendmail for your own reason this messages will come a lot and will annoy you. So to stop it bothering you to do your work this is what you had to do
(err the dirty way :) )
#vi /etc/hosts
1) go to your server entry line
#
# Internet host table
#
127.0.0.1 localhost
192.168.10.10 myserver
After myserver put a single dot "." , so it will become like this
#
# Internet host table
#
127.0.0.1 localhost
192.168.10.10 myserver.
Now the annoying unable to qualify my own domain name is gone.
This actually a sendmail error/warning /notification messages, the other way round is you just disable sendmail services in your box.
An Mexican Proverb
Peribahasa Mexico -
Sebuah Rumah tak bertapak pada atas tanah, tetapi pada seorang perempuan
A house is not landed on a land but on a woman
p/s:what the hell is that supposed to mean? any Mexican ?
Sebuah Rumah tak bertapak pada atas tanah, tetapi pada seorang perempuan
A house is not landed on a land but on a woman
p/s:what the hell is that supposed to mean? any Mexican ?
Use Unix command in Windows Console
Its hard for me to use windows command line as most of my work are dealing with
unix os. Laptop provided by my company are using Windows XP, so its been difficult
each time i want to edit configuration and do some analyzing or diagnostics using
Windows command line.
To make this easier for me, i combine these 3 tools working in my windows path
VIM for windows, UnxUtils and winbash. Some people will use cygwin instead.
You can download it right here:
VIM - http://www.vim.org/download.php#pc
UnxUtils - http://sourceforge.net/projects/unxutils
Winbash - http://win-bash.sourceforge.net/
So, install in any directory in your windows machine, I put in in C.
And set your environment path to point to\http://win-bash.sourceforge.net/
How to set environment path in windows?
i - Go To My computer properties
ii - Advanced Tab
iii - Click on "Environment Variables"
iv - Goto "System Variables"
v -Edit PATH entries. Add exe dir into here.
Then, wallah.. you can ls ,pwd, grep, and all commands in unxutils from any directory.
unix os. Laptop provided by my company are using Windows XP, so its been difficult
each time i want to edit configuration and do some analyzing or diagnostics using
Windows command line.
To make this easier for me, i combine these 3 tools working in my windows path
VIM for windows, UnxUtils and winbash. Some people will use cygwin instead.
You can download it right here:
VIM - http://www.vim.org/download.php#pc
UnxUtils - http://sourceforge.net/projects/unxutils
Winbash - http://win-bash.sourceforge.net/
So, install in any directory in your windows machine, I put in in C.
And set your environment path to point to
How to set environment path in windows?
i - Go To My computer properties
ii - Advanced Tab
iii - Click on "Environment Variables"
iv - Goto "System Variables"
v -Edit PATH entries. Add exe dir into here.
Then, wallah.. you can ls ,pwd, grep, and all commands in unxutils from any directory.
Can You Read This?
if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.
P/S: Wallaweii i can raed thsi, adn nwo i wreto wiht tshi lengauge !!! Wahahaha... thta put my brian etxra 50% fatser.... hahaha
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.
P/S: Wallaweii i can raed thsi, adn nwo i wreto wiht tshi lengauge !!! Wahahaha... thta put my brian etxra 50% fatser.... hahaha
Niat Berpuasa dan Doa Berbuka Puasa
Niat berpuasa:
DOA BERBUKA PUASA :
Ertinya: Ya Allah! Kerana Engkau aku berbuka puasa dan kepada Engkau aku beriman dan atas rezeki dari Engkau aku berbuka puasa telah hilang dahaga sudah menjadi basah segala urat. Ya Allah! Aku minta diampuni dosaku dengan rahmat Engkau yang meliputi segala sesuatu.
p/s: Selamat berpuasa !
Ertinya: Ya Allah! Kerana Engkau aku berbuka puasa dan kepada Engkau aku beriman dan atas rezeki dari Engkau aku berbuka puasa telah hilang dahaga sudah menjadi basah segala urat. Ya Allah! Aku minta diampuni dosaku dengan rahmat Engkau yang meliputi segala sesuatu.p/s: Selamat berpuasa !
Are You a Leader?
Have someone you know or just know have told you that you are a leader. I have come across that few times and i really want to know that for real so i take a test.
This test is designed to effectively measure your leadership skills. This assessment will help you discover your strengths and weaknesses, which will allow you to better discover your ability to lead others to success. Leadership, like many talents, can be improved with effort and self-knowledge. Knowing your limitations as a leader will allow you to improve upon them.
Leadership can be divided into 15 unique sections. In life, these categories flow together, building off each other, and are applied in conjunction. But in testing, we can isolate individual skills and evaluate your strength in each. The categories are as follows:
- 1. Diligence - How hard do you work?
- 2. Persistence - For how long will you work to achieve your goal?
- 3. Understanding - Can you listen to others’ problems?
- 4. Confrontation - Do you have problems confronting adversaries?
- 5. Public Speaking - Can you stand in front of crowds and talk to them?
- 6. Problem Solving - Are you able to find appropriate solutions?
- 7. Role Model - Do people look up to you and your values?
- 8. Disposition - Are you easy to get along with?
- 9. Flexibility - Can you change your schedule according to group majority?
- 10. Ambition - Do you ever settle for mediocrity?
- 11. Organization - Can you keep a schedule for you and your followers?
- 12. Punctuality - Are you on time for your appointments?
- 13. Loyalty - Do you drop out of programs or change votes?
- 14. Street Smarts - Can you hold your own voice in the real world?
- 15. Versatility - Are you a jack of all trades or a master of none?
At the end of this test, you will receive your top leadership strength and weakness. You will also have the option of purchasing a full, detailed evaluation at your leisure.
Do your best to judge yourself honestly. The closer your answers are to your true skills, the more accurate your results will be.
Take your test here http://www.testcafe.com/lead/lead.html
Apakah cita-cita anda masa sekolah rendah ?
Dulu dalam kelas selalu cikgu tanya nak jadi apa bila besar? :-D
Start dari darjah satu sampai enam, sure ada cikgu tanya and tiap kali cita-cita aku berubah haha.
Tapi masa darjah 6, cikgu tanya aku cakap nak jadi jurutera teknologi maklumat. Masa tu agak ganjil bunyinya, sebab masa tu bukan era teknologi aku pun sebut je sebab terbaca kat paper.
Lepas 12 tahun cita-cita aku tu dah realiti haha... ingat boleh jadi doctor tapi sebab tgk darah pun tak lepas :-P
Start dari darjah satu sampai enam, sure ada cikgu tanya and tiap kali cita-cita aku berubah haha.
Tapi masa darjah 6, cikgu tanya aku cakap nak jadi jurutera teknologi maklumat. Masa tu agak ganjil bunyinya, sebab masa tu bukan era teknologi aku pun sebut je sebab terbaca kat paper.
Lepas 12 tahun cita-cita aku tu dah realiti haha... ingat boleh jadi doctor tapi sebab tgk darah pun tak lepas :-P
Bahasa Melayu VS Bahasa Inggeris
Artikel : Bahasa Melayu ?
Makin hari makin aku tak faham agenda hala tuju bahasa kat Malaysia, kita terlalu mengikut adunan orang lain tanpa menyelidik arah tuju kemajuan sesuatu bangsa. Aku ingat lagi tiga tahun lepas dalam Utusan Malaysia, dalam muka surat bersebelahan. Dalam muka surat sebelah kiri menyatakan kita harus menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris sebagai bahasa pengantaraan dalam subjek Sains dan Matematik supaya anak-anak kita lebih mahir dalam Bahasa Inggeris. Di sebelahnya pula hasil dari resolusi Kongres Bahasa Melayu sedunia, "Kita mesti memperluaskan Bahasa Melayu ke seluruh dunia bagi menjadikan Bahasa Melayu sebuah bahasa yang diguna pakai di seluruh dunia". Di kongres tersebut boleh lah anda lihat orang-orang luar dari China, Rusia, Kanada, Eropah yang berbahasa Melayu. Memang satu petanda yang sihat tetapi realitinya kita tidak boleh mengulang sejarah kegemilangan Melaka di mana waktu itu Bahasa Melayu adalah bahasa seantero nusantara juga boleh digelar bahasa perdagangan. Kalau mahu diulas memang banyak tentang bahasa ini, aku bukanlah pendokong setia bahasa melayu mahupun bahasa inggeris cuma cara agenda tersebut dilaksana agak janggal dan ironi.
p/s: Jangan tanya kenapa aku tulis artikel pendek di atas, cuma gian mahu menulis :)
Makin hari makin aku tak faham agenda hala tuju bahasa kat Malaysia, kita terlalu mengikut adunan orang lain tanpa menyelidik arah tuju kemajuan sesuatu bangsa. Aku ingat lagi tiga tahun lepas dalam Utusan Malaysia, dalam muka surat bersebelahan. Dalam muka surat sebelah kiri menyatakan kita harus menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris sebagai bahasa pengantaraan dalam subjek Sains dan Matematik supaya anak-anak kita lebih mahir dalam Bahasa Inggeris. Di sebelahnya pula hasil dari resolusi Kongres Bahasa Melayu sedunia, "Kita mesti memperluaskan Bahasa Melayu ke seluruh dunia bagi menjadikan Bahasa Melayu sebuah bahasa yang diguna pakai di seluruh dunia". Di kongres tersebut boleh lah anda lihat orang-orang luar dari China, Rusia, Kanada, Eropah yang berbahasa Melayu. Memang satu petanda yang sihat tetapi realitinya kita tidak boleh mengulang sejarah kegemilangan Melaka di mana waktu itu Bahasa Melayu adalah bahasa seantero nusantara juga boleh digelar bahasa perdagangan. Kalau mahu diulas memang banyak tentang bahasa ini, aku bukanlah pendokong setia bahasa melayu mahupun bahasa inggeris cuma cara agenda tersebut dilaksana agak janggal dan ironi.
p/s: Jangan tanya kenapa aku tulis artikel pendek di atas, cuma gian mahu menulis :)
Dude! She is HOT
Dude, finally she is here. What a beauty !!! Dude..............urrgghhh
HOW MUCH SHE'S WORTH??!!!
RM115,980 with insurance (CIVIC Fan Think Twice Please !!)
MMM is also offering a 5-year/100,000 km (whichever occurs first) factory warranty as well as 3 years/50,000 kms (whichever comes first) of free scheduled maintenance!
HOW MUCH SHE'S WORTH??!!!
RM115,980 with insurance (CIVIC Fan Think Twice Please !!)
MMM is also offering a 5-year/100,000 km (whichever occurs first) factory warranty as well as 3 years/50,000 kms (whichever comes first) of free scheduled maintenance!
Ladder Theory
What is Ladder Theory?
This is just a brief from what i have read:
"A woman and a man can never be a best friend without attract to each other or by one party by coincidently or uncoincidently have feeling to their counterparts"....
From Laddertheory.com
The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex. It is based upon many years of sociological field testing, and was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA by Dallas Lynn with acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory.
What Else Ladder told?
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply.
Remember
...this only works if you are honest with yourself. Number one is of course something that guys hear all the time. I
This is just a brief from what i have read:
"A woman and a man can never be a best friend without attract to each other or by one party by coincidently or uncoincidently have feeling to their counterparts"....
From Laddertheory.com
The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex. It is based upon many years of sociological field testing, and was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA by Dallas Lynn with acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory.
What Else Ladder told?
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply.
Remember
...this only works if you are honest with yourself. Number one is of course something that guys hear all the time. I
Philosophy Day
Philosophy Day :
One of my clients told me this, said he was told by his former bos:
"Don't you eat and shit at the same place"
I ask what that supposed to mean
"Hmmm, don't have a relationship with your co-workers or at the same working place, trouble will come to you hahaha"
Interesting facts, maybe its true and maybe its not.
Mark Twain, do you know who he is? His the author of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn novel. He said
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover"
I said, hell with 20 years, in 10 years you will know whats you should have been done and what you cannot do but you do it. Its a traumatic feelings if you done something that you'll be regret someday.
One of my clients told me this, said he was told by his former bos:
"Don't you eat and shit at the same place"
I ask what that supposed to mean
"Hmmm, don't have a relationship with your co-workers or at the same working place, trouble will come to you hahaha"
Interesting facts, maybe its true and maybe its not.
Mark Twain, do you know who he is? His the author of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn novel. He said
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover"
I said, hell with 20 years, in 10 years you will know whats you should have been done and what you cannot do but you do it. Its a traumatic feelings if you done something that you'll be regret someday.
Why i dont update my resume
I dont update my resume that frequent because after i update on Jobstreet.com less than a week bunch of phone calls from head hunter and few companies. There's some of the company that wanna me join them and ask to meet up for a negotiation. Syukur kepada Tuhan atas semua yang terjadi dan kejadian yang berlaku dan akan berlaku..AMIN !
New Perodua - Perodua Viva
I got this from paultan's blog/forum -
The specs are:
660cc Manual - $28000
850cc Manual - $33000
1000cc Manual - $39000
1000cc Auto - $42000
1000cc Manual High Grade - $43000
1000cc Auto High Grade - $46000
(To be confirmed)
High Grade model
Dual SRS Airbags
ABS with EBD(brake assit)
Full Skirting
Spoiler
Signal light at Side Mirror
Auto Flip Side Mirror
Reverse Sensor
4 doors Power Window
Power Steering
CD player
Seat Height Adjuster - only for driver side
ALL 4 doors open angle up to 90'degree
14'inch Sport Rim
ALL D18D model comes with 3 cylinder, EFI fuel injection, DOHC 12 valve n
DVVT engine!
Colour
W09 - Myvi White
S28 - Myvi Silver
209 - Myvi Black
G47 - Kelisa Imago Pearl Jde
G45 - Tropical Green@Toyota Avanza Green
R57 - Passion Red
B66 - Seppire Blue@Toyota Avanza Blue
The specs are:
660cc Manual - $28000
850cc Manual - $33000
1000cc Manual - $39000
1000cc Auto - $42000
1000cc Manual High Grade - $43000
1000cc Auto High Grade - $46000
(To be confirmed)
High Grade model
Dual SRS Airbags
ABS with EBD(brake assit)
Full Skirting
Spoiler
Signal light at Side Mirror
Auto Flip Side Mirror
Reverse Sensor
4 doors Power Window
Power Steering
CD player
Seat Height Adjuster - only for driver side
ALL 4 doors open angle up to 90'degree
14'inch Sport Rim
ALL D18D model comes with 3 cylinder, EFI fuel injection, DOHC 12 valve n
DVVT engine!
Colour
W09 - Myvi White
S28 - Myvi Silver
209 - Myvi Black
G47 - Kelisa Imago Pearl Jde
G45 - Tropical Green@Toyota Avanza Green
R57 - Passion Red
B66 - Seppire Blue@Toyota Avanza Blue
Best Place to Start Kicking with VxVM
Dear All,
This website is one my best friend since i'm into Veritas Volume Manager
http://www.cuddletech.com/veritas/index.shtml
P/S: Cheers !!!!
Islamic Science: Neil Armstrong Proved Mecca is the Center of the World
| Islamic Science: Neil Armstrong Proved Mecca is the Center of the World | |
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The following are excerpts from an interview with Dr. Abd Al-Baset Al-Sayyed of the Egyptian National Research Center. Al-Majd TV aired this interview on January 16, 2005 Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: The centrality [of Mecca] has been proven scientifically. How? When they traveled to outer space and took pictures of the earth, they saw that it is a dark, hanging sphere. The man said, "Earth is a dark hanging sphere – who hung it?" Interviewer: Who said that? Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: [Neil] Armstrong. Armstrong was basically trying to say: Allah is the one who hung it. They discovered that Earth emits radiation, and they wrote about this on the web. They left the item there for 21 days, and then they made it disappear. Interviewer: Why did they make it disappear? Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: There was intent there… Interviewer: So it may be said that this suppression of information was significant. Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: It was very significant, since…the Ka'ba [in Mecca]… They said it emits radiation. This radiation is short-wave. When they discovered this radiation, they started to zoom in, and they found that it emanates from Mecca – and, to be precise, from the Ka'ba. Interviewer: My God!! Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: It was said… Interviewer: Does this radiation have an effect? Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: They found that this radiation is infinite. When they reached Mars and began to take pictures, they found that the radiation continues beyond. They said that the wavelength known to us… or rather the shortness of the wavelength known to us… This radiation had a special characteristic: It is infinite, and I believe that the reason is that this radiation connects the [earthly] Ka'ba with the celestial Ka'ba. Imagine that you are the North Pole and I am the South Pole – in the middle there's what is called the magnetic equilibrium zone. If you place a compass there, the needle won't move. Interviewer: You mean that the pull is equal from both sides? Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: Yes, and that's why it's called zero-magnetism zone, since the magnetic force has no effect there. That's why if someone travels to Mecca or lives there, he lives longer, is healthier, and is less affected by Earth's gravity. That's why when you circle the Ka'ba, you get charged with energy. Interviewer: Allah be praised. Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: Yes, this is a fact. This is a scientific fact…Interviewer: Because you are distant from… Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: Earth's magnetic fields have no effect on you in this case. There's a study that proves that the black basalt rocks in Mecca are the oldest rocks in the world. This is the truth. Interviewer: The oldest rocks? Yes. Has this been proved scientifically? Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: It's been scientifically proven, and the study has been published. Interviewer: They took basalt rocks from Mecca… Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: …Basalt rocks from Mecca, and investigated the places where they were formed. In the British Museum there are three pieces of the black stone [from the Ka'ba] …and they said that this rock didn't come from our solar system. You Tube Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixfk4LsKWnw&mode=related&search= |
http://www.memritv.org/Transcript.asp?P1=545
New Kancil Replacement Model
New Kancil Replacement Model
Hi this model from Perodua will replace Kancil and Kelisa model. Still don't know what is the name for this model yet but it will have in 3 range cc (660cc, 850cc and 1000cc)
Hi this model from Perodua will replace Kancil and Kelisa model. Still don't know what is the name for this model yet but it will have in 3 range cc (660cc, 850cc and 1000cc)
How to detect new drives on Alpha Tru64
How to detect new drives on Alpha Tru64
1.First see current configuration:
# hwmgr -show scsi
2.Than rescan the bus:
# hwmgr -scan scsi
3.If everything was OK, you would see tape with:
# hwmgr -show scsi
Example:
# hwmgr -show scsi
SCSI DEVICE DEVICE DRIVER NUM DEVICE FIRST
HWID: DEVICEID HOSTNAME TYPE SUBTYPE OWNER PATH FILE VALID PATH
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
33: 0 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk0 [0/1/0]
34: 1 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk1 [0/2/0]
35: 2 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk2 [0/3/0]
36: 3 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk3 [0/4/0]
39: 6 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk6 [1/1/0]
43: 10 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk10 [4/0/1]
44: 11 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk11 [4/1/0]
47: 14 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk14 [4/2/1]
49: 16 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk16 [4/3/1]
54: 21 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk18 [1/0/2]
55: 22 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk19 [1/0/4]
65: 24 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk21 [6/2/0]
66: 25 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk22 [6/3/0]
68: 27 cel060 cdrom none 0 1 cdrom1 [5/5/0]
69: 28 cel060 changer none 0 2 mc0 [7/0/0]
70: 29 cel060 tape none 0 2 tape2 [7/4/0]
73: 4 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk20 [6/1/0]
76: 5 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk27 [0/5/0]
77: 7 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk28 [6/4/0]
78: 8 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk29 [6/5/0]
87: 9 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
88: 12 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
89: 13 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
90: 15 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
91: 17 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
92: 18 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
93: 19 cel060 raid none 0 8 scp0 [9/0/0]
94: 20 cel060 disk none 2 8 dsk36 [8/0/4]
95: 23 cel060 disk none 2 8 dsk37 [8/0/104]
107: 26 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape3 [11/0/0]
108: 30 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape4 [11/1/0]
109: 31 cel060 tape none 0 1 (null)
110: 32 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape6 [10/1/0]
111: 33 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape7 [10/0/0]
112: 34 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape8 [10/4/0]
113: 35 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape9 [11/2/0]
114: 36 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape10 [10/5/0]
115: 37 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape11 [11/3/0]
# hwmgr -show scsi | grep -i tape
70: 29 cel060 tape none 0 2 tape2 [7/4/0]
107: 26 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape3 [11/0/0]
108: 30 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape4 [11/1/0]
109: 31 cel060 tape none 0 1 (null)
110: 32 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape6 [10/1/0]
111: 33 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape7 [10/0/0]
112: 34 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape8 [10/4/0]
113: 35 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape9 [11/2/0]
114: 36 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape10 [10/5/0]
115: 37 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape11 [11/3/0]
# cd /dev/tape
# ls
tape10 tape10_d7 tape11_d5 tape2_d3 tape3_d1 tape4 tape4_d7 tape5_d5 tape6_d3 tape7_d1 tape8 tape8_d7 tape9_d5
tape10_d0 tape10c tape11_d6 tape2_d4 tape3_d2 tape4_d0 tape4c tape5_d6 tape6_d4 tape7_d2 tape8_d0 tape8c tape9_d6
tape10_d1 tape11 tape11_d7 tape2_d5 tape3_d3 tape4_d1 tape5 tape5_d7 tape6_d5 tape7_d3 tape8_d1 tape9 tape9_d7
tape10_d2 tape11_d0 tape11c tape2_d6 tape3_d4 tape4_d2 tape5_d0 tape5c tape6_d6 tape7_d4 tape8_d2 tape9_d0 tape9c
tape10_d3 tape11_d1 tape2 tape2_d7 tape3_d5 tape4_d3 tape5_d1 tape6 tape6_d7 tape7_d5 tape8_d3 tape9_d1
tape10_d4 tape11_d2 tape2_d0 tape2c tape3_d6 tape4_d4 tape5_d2 tape6_d0 tape6c tape7_d6 tape8_d4 tape9_d2
tape10_d5 tape11_d3 tape2_d1 tape3 tape3_d7 tape4_d5 tape5_d3 tape6_d1 tape7 tape7_d7 tape8_d5 tape9_d3
tape10_d6 tape11_d4 tape2_d2 tape3_d0 tape3c tape4_d6 tape5_d4 tape6_d2 tape7_d0 tape7c tape8_d6 tape9_d4
#
1.First see current configuration:
# hwmgr -show scsi
2.Than rescan the bus:
# hwmgr -scan scsi
3.If everything was OK, you would see tape with:
# hwmgr -show scsi
Example:
# hwmgr -show scsi
SCSI DEVICE DEVICE DRIVER NUM DEVICE FIRST
HWID: DEVICEID HOSTNAME TYPE SUBTYPE OWNER PATH FILE VALID PATH
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
33: 0 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk0 [0/1/0]
34: 1 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk1 [0/2/0]
35: 2 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk2 [0/3/0]
36: 3 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk3 [0/4/0]
39: 6 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk6 [1/1/0]
43: 10 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk10 [4/0/1]
44: 11 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk11 [4/1/0]
47: 14 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk14 [4/2/1]
49: 16 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk16 [4/3/1]
54: 21 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk18 [1/0/2]
55: 22 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk19 [1/0/4]
65: 24 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk21 [6/2/0]
66: 25 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk22 [6/3/0]
68: 27 cel060 cdrom none 0 1 cdrom1 [5/5/0]
69: 28 cel060 changer none 0 2 mc0 [7/0/0]
70: 29 cel060 tape none 0 2 tape2 [7/4/0]
73: 4 cel060 disk none 2 2 dsk20 [6/1/0]
76: 5 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk27 [0/5/0]
77: 7 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk28 [6/4/0]
78: 8 cel060 disk none 2 1 dsk29 [6/5/0]
87: 9 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
88: 12 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
89: 13 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
90: 15 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
91: 17 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
92: 18 cel060 disk none 0 2 (null)
93: 19 cel060 raid none 0 8 scp0 [9/0/0]
94: 20 cel060 disk none 2 8 dsk36 [8/0/4]
95: 23 cel060 disk none 2 8 dsk37 [8/0/104]
107: 26 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape3 [11/0/0]
108: 30 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape4 [11/1/0]
109: 31 cel060 tape none 0 1 (null)
110: 32 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape6 [10/1/0]
111: 33 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape7 [10/0/0]
112: 34 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape8 [10/4/0]
113: 35 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape9 [11/2/0]
114: 36 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape10 [10/5/0]
115: 37 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape11 [11/3/0]
# hwmgr -show scsi | grep -i tape
70: 29 cel060 tape none 0 2 tape2 [7/4/0]
107: 26 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape3 [11/0/0]
108: 30 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape4 [11/1/0]
109: 31 cel060 tape none 0 1 (null)
110: 32 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape6 [10/1/0]
111: 33 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape7 [10/0/0]
112: 34 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape8 [10/4/0]
113: 35 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape9 [11/2/0]
114: 36 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape10 [10/5/0]
115: 37 cel060 tape none 0 1 tape11 [11/3/0]
# cd /dev/tape
# ls
tape10 tape10_d7 tape11_d5 tape2_d3 tape3_d1 tape4 tape4_d7 tape5_d5 tape6_d3 tape7_d1 tape8 tape8_d7 tape9_d5
tape10_d0 tape10c tape11_d6 tape2_d4 tape3_d2 tape4_d0 tape4c tape5_d6 tape6_d4 tape7_d2 tape8_d0 tape8c tape9_d6
tape10_d1 tape11 tape11_d7 tape2_d5 tape3_d3 tape4_d1 tape5 tape5_d7 tape6_d5 tape7_d3 tape8_d1 tape9 tape9_d7
tape10_d2 tape11_d0 tape11c tape2_d6 tape3_d4 tape4_d2 tape5_d0 tape5c tape6_d6 tape7_d4 tape8_d2 tape9_d0 tape9c
tape10_d3 tape11_d1 tape2 tape2_d7 tape3_d5 tape4_d3 tape5_d1 tape6 tape6_d7 tape7_d5 tape8_d3 tape9_d1
tape10_d4 tape11_d2 tape2_d0 tape2c tape3_d6 tape4_d4 tape5_d2 tape6_d0 tape6c tape7_d6 tape8_d4 tape9_d2
tape10_d5 tape11_d3 tape2_d1 tape3 tape3_d7 tape4_d5 tape5_d3 tape6_d1 tape7 tape7_d7 tape8_d5 tape9_d3
tape10_d6 tape11_d4 tape2_d2 tape3_d0 tape3c tape4_d6 tape5_d4 tape6_d2 tape7_d0 tape7c tape8_d6 tape9_d4
#
How to create a black console background in your blog
Aku amik ni dari blog papit, aku post sekadar untuk jadi note untuk aku ye papit bukan tujuan copy :)
Linux 2.6.17 - login #
You just need to include these line, just after the tag in your blog template.
save your template, and republish your blog in it’s entirely (if you’re using blogger).
To use the black console background, you just need to put
and
in between of your desired text. For example :Linux 2.6.17 - login #
will produce
Linux 2.6.17 - login #
That’s all, happy hacking !
How To Detect New Drives on HP-UX + Netbackup
How To Detect New Drives on HP-UX + Netbackup
1. OS Level dan detect new added drives, what you have to do is run ioscan
cel100:/dev/rmt#ioscan -fnC tape
Class I H/W Path Driver S/W State H/W Type Description
=========================================================================
tape 0 0/0/0/2/1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP C5683A
/dev/rmt/0m /dev/rmt/0mnb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTn /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSb
/dev/rmt/0mb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTnb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSn
/dev/rmt/0mn /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDS /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSnb
tape 2 0/0/2/0/0.98.4.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/2m /dev/rmt/2mn /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/2mb /dev/rmt/2mnb /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTnb
tape 4 0/0/2/0/0.98.8.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/4m /dev/rmt/4mn /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/4mb /dev/rmt/4mnb /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTnb
tape 6 0/0/2/0/0.98.20.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/6m /dev/rmt/6mn /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/6mb /dev/rmt/6mnb /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTnb
tape 8 0/0/2/0/0.98.24.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/8m /dev/rmt/8mn /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/8mb /dev/rmt/8mnb /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTnb
tape 3 1/0/2/0/0.98.12.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/3m /dev/rmt/3mn /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/3mb /dev/rmt/3mnb /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTnb
tape 5 1/0/2/0/0.98.16.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/5m /dev/rmt/5mn /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/5mb /dev/rmt/5mnb /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTnb
tape 7 1/0/2/0/0.98.28.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/7m /dev/rmt/7mn /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/7mb /dev/rmt/7mnb /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTnb
tape 9 1/0/2/0/0.98.32.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/9m /dev/rmt/9mn /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/9mb /dev/rmt/9mnb /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTnb
To simplyfy this i grep the ultrium string
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#ioscan -fnC tape | grep -i ultrium
tape 2 0/0/2/0/0.98.4.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 4 0/0/2/0/0.98.8.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 6 0/0/2/0/0.98.20.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 8 0/0/2/0/0.98.24.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 3 1/0/2/0/0.98.12.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 5 1/0/2/0/0.98.16.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 7 1/0/2/0/0.98.28.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 9 1/0/2/0/0.98.32.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
2. So, we know that OS can detect new drives, but at the OS configuration still not update their kernel module for new drives. So we go to /dev/rmt and work from there.
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#cd /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
0m 0mb 0mbn
cel100:/dev/rmt#rm *
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
cel100:/dev/rmt#
Now is the time to rebuild the kernel driver for tape drives,make sure no entries in /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#insf -eC tape
SORRY BUT I FORGOT TO CAPTURE THE OUTPUT FOR YOU, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE KERNEL REBUILD THE 8 NEW DRIVES AS SHOWN IN IOSCAN OUTPUT EARLIER.
Verify that new drives all listed in /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
0m 3mb 5mn 7mnb c1t3d0BEST c58t3d0BESTb c60t3d0BESTn c62t3d0BESTnb c65t3d0BEST
0mb 3mn 5mnb 8m c1t3d0BESTb c58t3d0BESTn c60t3d0BESTnb c63t3d0BEST c65t3d0BESTb
0mn 3mnb 6m 8mb c1t3d0BESTn c58t3d0BESTnb c61t3d0BEST c63t3d0BESTb c65t3d0BESTn
0mnb 4m 6mb 8mn c1t3d0BESTnb c59t3d0BEST c61t3d0BESTb c63t3d0BESTn c65t3d0BESTnb
2m 4mb 6mn 8mnb c1t3d0DDS c59t3d0BESTb c61t3d0BESTn c63t3d0BESTnb stape_config
2mb 4mn 6mnb 9m c1t3d0DDSb c59t3d0BESTn c61t3d0BESTnb c64t3d0BEST
2mn 4mnb 7m 9mb c1t3d0DDSn c59t3d0BESTnb c62t3d0BEST c64t3d0BESTb
2mnb 5m 7mb 9mn c1t3d0DDSnb c60t3d0BEST c62t3d0BESTb c64t3d0BESTn
3m 5mb 7mn 9mnb c58t3d0BEST c60t3d0BESTb c62t3d0BESTn c64t3d0BESTnb
You have mail in /var/mail/root
3. Now, comes to netbackup part. Go to /usr/openv/volmgr/bin. Run scan command and you should see all drives info for each new added drives.
cel100:/dev/rmt#cd /usr/openv/volmgr/bin
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#scan
sh: scan: not found.
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#./scan
************************************************************
*********************** SDT_TAPE ************************
*********************** SDT_CHANGER ************************
*********************** SDT_OPTICAL ************************
************************************************************
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c58t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4M00002"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00002"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00002"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c60t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4L00729"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00729"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00729"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c59t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4L00717"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00717"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00717"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c61t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4M00865"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00865"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00865"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c1t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP C5683A C111"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "C5683A "
Product Rev: "C111"
Serial Number: ""
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 8
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-2
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c62t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10650UUE"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c64t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10648P9Y"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c63t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10648P8R"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c65t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10651AMG"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#
Now its happy ending for everyone, now at least few more hours i can go back home there's 15 media servers to get it configured. HP-UX and Tru64 all ok already, but Solaris have to do something on sg kernel configuration.
1. OS Level dan detect new added drives, what you have to do is run ioscan
cel100:/dev/rmt#ioscan -fnC tape
Class I H/W Path Driver S/W State H/W Type Description
=========================================================================
tape 0 0/0/0/2/1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP C5683A
/dev/rmt/0m /dev/rmt/0mnb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTn /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSb
/dev/rmt/0mb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTnb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSn
/dev/rmt/0mn /dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDS /dev/rmt/c1t3d0DDSnb
tape 2 0/0/2/0/0.98.4.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/2m /dev/rmt/2mn /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/2mb /dev/rmt/2mnb /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTnb
tape 4 0/0/2/0/0.98.8.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/4m /dev/rmt/4mn /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/4mb /dev/rmt/4mnb /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTnb
tape 6 0/0/2/0/0.98.20.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/6m /dev/rmt/6mn /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/6mb /dev/rmt/6mnb /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTnb
tape 8 0/0/2/0/0.98.24.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/8m /dev/rmt/8mn /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/8mb /dev/rmt/8mnb /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTnb
tape 3 1/0/2/0/0.98.12.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/3m /dev/rmt/3mn /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/3mb /dev/rmt/3mnb /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTnb
tape 5 1/0/2/0/0.98.16.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
/dev/rmt/5m /dev/rmt/5mn /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/5mb /dev/rmt/5mnb /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTnb
tape 7 1/0/2/0/0.98.28.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/7m /dev/rmt/7mn /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/7mb /dev/rmt/7mnb /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTnb
tape 9 1/0/2/0/0.98.32.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
/dev/rmt/9m /dev/rmt/9mn /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BEST /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTn
/dev/rmt/9mb /dev/rmt/9mnb /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTb /dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTnb
To simplyfy this i grep the ultrium string
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#ioscan -fnC tape | grep -i ultrium
tape 2 0/0/2/0/0.98.4.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 4 0/0/2/0/0.98.8.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 6 0/0/2/0/0.98.20.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 8 0/0/2/0/0.98.24.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 3 1/0/2/0/0.98.12.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 5 1/0/2/0/0.98.16.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 2-SCSI
tape 7 1/0/2/0/0.98.28.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
tape 9 1/0/2/0/0.98.32.255.1.3.0 stape CLAIMED DEVICE HP Ultrium 3-SCSI
2. So, we know that OS can detect new drives, but at the OS configuration still not update their kernel module for new drives. So we go to /dev/rmt and work from there.
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#cd /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
0m 0mb 0mbn
cel100:/dev/rmt#rm *
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
cel100:/dev/rmt#
Now is the time to rebuild the kernel driver for tape drives,make sure no entries in /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#insf -eC tape
SORRY BUT I FORGOT TO CAPTURE THE OUTPUT FOR YOU, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE KERNEL REBUILD THE 8 NEW DRIVES AS SHOWN IN IOSCAN OUTPUT EARLIER.
Verify that new drives all listed in /dev/rmt
cel100:/dev/rmt#ls
0m 3mb 5mn 7mnb c1t3d0BEST c58t3d0BESTb c60t3d0BESTn c62t3d0BESTnb c65t3d0BEST
0mb 3mn 5mnb 8m c1t3d0BESTb c58t3d0BESTn c60t3d0BESTnb c63t3d0BEST c65t3d0BESTb
0mn 3mnb 6m 8mb c1t3d0BESTn c58t3d0BESTnb c61t3d0BEST c63t3d0BESTb c65t3d0BESTn
0mnb 4m 6mb 8mn c1t3d0BESTnb c59t3d0BEST c61t3d0BESTb c63t3d0BESTn c65t3d0BESTnb
2m 4mb 6mn 8mnb c1t3d0DDS c59t3d0BESTb c61t3d0BESTn c63t3d0BESTnb stape_config
2mb 4mn 6mnb 9m c1t3d0DDSb c59t3d0BESTn c61t3d0BESTnb c64t3d0BEST
2mn 4mnb 7m 9mb c1t3d0DDSn c59t3d0BESTnb c62t3d0BEST c64t3d0BESTb
2mnb 5m 7mb 9mn c1t3d0DDSnb c60t3d0BEST c62t3d0BESTb c64t3d0BESTn
3m 5mb 7mn 9mnb c58t3d0BEST c60t3d0BESTb c62t3d0BESTn c64t3d0BESTnb
You have mail in /var/mail/root
3. Now, comes to netbackup part. Go to /usr/openv/volmgr/bin. Run scan command and you should see all drives info for each new added drives.
cel100:/dev/rmt#cd /usr/openv/volmgr/bin
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#scan
sh: scan: not found.
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#./scan
************************************************************
*********************** SDT_TAPE ************************
*********************** SDT_CHANGER ************************
*********************** SDT_OPTICAL ************************
************************************************************
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c58t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c58t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4M00002"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00002"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00002"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c60t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c60t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4L00729"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00729"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00729"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c59t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c59t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4L00717"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00717"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4L00717"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c61t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c61t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI K470"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 2-SCSI "
Product Rev: "K470"
Serial Number: "HUM4M00865"
WWN : "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00865"
WWN Id Type : 1
Device Identifier: "HP Ultrium 2-SCSI HUM4M00865"
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 10
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c1t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c1t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP C5683A C111"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "C5683A "
Product Rev: "C111"
Serial Number: ""
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 8
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-2
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c62t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c62t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10650UUE"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c64t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c64t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10648P9Y"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c63t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c63t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10648P8R"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
------------------------------------------------------------
Device Name : "/dev/rmt/c65t3d0BESTnb"
Passthru Name: "/dev/sctl/c65t3l0"
Volume Header: ""
Port: -1; Bus: -1; Target: -1; LUN: -1
Inquiry : "HP Ultrium 3-SCSI L58S"
Vendor ID : "HP "
Product ID : "Ultrium 3-SCSI "
Product Rev: "L58S"
Serial Number: "HU10651AMG"
WWN : ""
WWN Id Type : 0
Device Identifier: ""
Device Type : SDT_TAPE
NetBackup Drive Type: 16
Removable : Yes
Device Supports: SCSI-3
Flags : 0x4
Reason: 0x0
cel100:/usr/openv/volmgr/bin#
Now its happy ending for everyone, now at least few more hours i can go back home there's 15 media servers to get it configured. HP-UX and Tru64 all ok already, but Solaris have to do something on sg kernel configuration.
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System Of A Down - F*** The System Lyrics
System Of A Down - F*** The System Lyrics
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)
I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just the back! Ta, Tat,Tat.
(2x)
War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I'm but a little bit, bit, bit show!
But a little bit,bit,bit shame!
A little bit, bit, bit.
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)
I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just a man it the the back! Shh,Tat,Tat.
(2x)
War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!
I need to f*** the system!!
I need to f*** the sys!
I need to f*** the system!!
We all need to f*** the system!!!
p/s:yes f*** it, the system that sometimes doesn't compromise with us. our system of life is corrupt we need to re-formatted it and put a fresh info ~~ reconstruct the labels the thinking the what ever sh** u think !!
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)
I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just the back! Ta, Tat,Tat.
(2x)
War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I'm but a little bit, bit, bit show!
But a little bit,bit,bit shame!
A little bit, bit, bit.
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)
I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just a man it the the back! Shh,Tat,Tat.
(2x)
War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!
I need to f*** the system!!
I need to f*** the sys!
I need to f*** the system!!
We all need to f*** the system!!!
p/s:yes f*** it, the system that sometimes doesn't compromise with us. our system of life is corrupt we need to re-formatted it and put a fresh info ~~ reconstruct the labels the thinking the what ever sh** u think !!
Declining Job Offer Letter
Sample Letter TO Decline A Job Offer
JA-088-105 Block XY
Apartment Raja Kundang
44444 Shah Alam
iP Sdn Bhd
Level 111, Tower 3
50088
22th March 2007.
Dear Mr Hansoon:
Thank you for the time and effort you spent considering me for a position as SUS Analyst. I appreciate your time and effort -- as well as HR personnel. I am grateful for your offer of employment.
While I believe firmly in the mission of your organization and appreciate the challenging opportunity you offer, the offer from iP Sdn Bhdis far away from my current career goals and interests. Therefore, although it was a difficult decision, I must decline your offer. I do appreciate all the courtesy.
I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to interview me and to share information on the opportunity and your company. I wish you and iP Sdn Bhd the best continued success. I hope our paths will cross again in the future.
Thank you again for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
sQew
Disclaimer: Syarikat, Nama Penerima, Jawatan hanyalah rekaan semata-mata untuk tujuan paparan umum. Tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup yang mati apatah lagi :-P. Thanks for understanding syg ~~
Jack of all trades
Jack of all trades
Jack of all trades, master of none is a figure of speech, describing a person who is passably competent with many skills but is not outstandingly brilliant with any one particular skill. The term has become a cliché.The above is actually a truncated version of the true epithet. The phrase in its entirety is "Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one". This complete phrasing of the term would seem to remove any negative connotations which follow the labeling as such in the former form.
A Jack of all trades may be a master of integration, since the individual knows enough from many learned trades and skills to be able to bring their disciplines together into a practical finished product. Such a person is known as a polymath or a Renaissance man; the prototypical example of which is probably Leonardo da Vinci.
Welcoming myself back to my hometown
TERENGGANU DARUL IMAN
Yeah, its good to be back once a while or later on settling down my self there, love u dear.
If you dont know this place this is The Terengganu Heritage Bay Club located in Pulau Duyong where Monsoon Cup was held. Its a great place to relax. See the photo below -
p/s: BTW, Im really going back :) for GOOOOOOOODDDD -
nota kaki :
am i going into politics since im in Terengganu after this? hmm we wait and see what my opportunities are waiting for me
Yeah, its good to be back once a while or later on settling down my self there, love u dear.
If you dont know this place this is The Terengganu Heritage Bay Club located in Pulau Duyong where Monsoon Cup was held. Its a great place to relax. See the photo below -
p/s: BTW, Im really going back :) for GOOOOOOOODDDD -
nota kaki :
am i going into politics since im in Terengganu after this? hmm we wait and see what my opportunities are waiting for me
Muse in KL this FEB
DISAPPOINTMENT
Music fans rejoice! One of the most electrifying British rock bands today will be gracing KL with its presence this coming February, brought to you exclusively by Tiger. A band that recently sold out their 70,000 seater show at Wembley last June, Muse is on their 2007 world tour promoting their latest album, Black Holes and Revelations. The album won a Platinum Europe Award after selling one million copies on the continent and their single “Starlight” was a Rock Top 10 hit in the US and the UK.
P/S: Why i disappoint so much? See below :
*Event for non-Muslims aged 18 and above only*
WTF
Hari Awal Muharram
Awal Muharram a.k.a Maal Hijrah
Hari Awal Muharram atau Hari Maal Hijrah merupakan suatu hari yang penting bagi umat Islam kerana ia menandakan dua peristiwa penting berlaku dalam sejarah Islam.
Pertama, memperingati penghijrahan Nabi Muhammad dari Kota Mekkah ke Madinah pada tahun 622 masihi, dan kedua, ia merupakan hari keagamaan di mana umat Islam mengadakan solat sunat di masjid-masjid di seluruh negeri. Hari Maal Hijrah atau Awal Muharram merupakan hari cuti umum di Malaysia dan merupakan permulaan tahun hijrah bagi umat IslamP/S: Well this year, i got the real meaning of Maal Hijrah.
Tanda-tanda kiamat kecil
Telah dinyatakan bahawa tanda-tanda kiamat adalah petunjuk atau isyarat yang sudah hampirnya hari kiamat dan bakal menyusul pula tanda-tanda kiamat besar. Sebahagian ulama telah mengira tanda-tandanya dan menemui lebih 90 tanda walaupun berbeza menurut para penghitungnya.
Didapati kini bahawa seluruh tanda-tanda kecil telah muncul dan terbukti seperti yang dinyatakan dalam hadis iaitu sabda Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. sendiri.
Tanda-tanda menurut dalil
- Penaklukan Baitulmuqaddis
Dari Auf b. Malik r.a., katanya, "Rasulullah s. a. w. telah bersabda:"Aku menghitung enam perkara menjelang hari kiamat." Baginda menyebutkan salah satu di antaranya, iaitu penaklukan Baitulmuqaddis." - Sahih Bukhari
- Zina bermaharajalela
"Dan tinggallah manusia-manusia yang buruk, yang seenaknya melakukan persetubuhan seperti himar (keldai). Maka pada zaman mereka inilah kiamat akan datang." - Sahih Muslim
- Pemimpin yang terdiri dari orang yang jahil dan fasik
Hadis Nabi
- Bermaharajalela alat muzik
"Pada akhir zaman akan terjadi tanah runtuh, rusuhan dan perubahan muka."Ada yang bertanya kepada Rasulullah;
"Wahai Rasulullah bila hal ini terjadi?" Baginda menjawab; "Apabila telah bermaharajalela bunyi-bunyian (muzik) dan penyanyi-penyanyi wanita" - Ibnu Majah
- Menghias masjid dan membanggakannya
"Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya kiamat ialah manusia bermegah-megahan dalam mendirikan masjid" - Riwayat Nasai.
- Munculnya kekejian, memutuskan kerabat dan hubungan dengan tetangga tidak baik
"Tidak akan datang kiamat sehingga banyak perbuatan dan perkataan keji, memutuskan hubungan silaturahim dan sikap yang buruk dalam tetangga." - Riwayat Ahmad dan Hakim
- Ramai orang menuntut ilmu kerana pangkat dan kedudukan
Hadis Nabi
- Ramai orang soleh meninggal dunia
"Tidak akan datang hari kiamat sehingga Allah mengambil orang-orang yang baik dan ahli agama dimuka bumi, maka tiada yang tinggal padanya kecuali orang-orang yang hina dan buruk yang tidak mengetahui yang makruf dan tidak mengingkari kemungkaran - Riwayat Ahmad
- Orang hina mendapat kedudukan terhormat
"Di antara tanda-tanda semakin dekatnya kiamat ialah dunia akan dikuasai oleh Luka' bin Luka'(orang yang bodoh dan hina). Maka orang yang paling baik ketika itu ialah orang yang beriman yang diapit oleh dua orang mulia" - Riwayat Thabrani
- Mengucapkan salam kepada orang yang dikenalnya sahaja
"Sesungguhnya di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah manusia tidak mahu mengucapkan salam kepada orang lain kecuali yang dikenalnya saja." - Riwayat Ahmad
- Banyak wanita yang berpakaian tetapi hakikatnya telanjang
Diriwayatkan dari Abu Hurairah r.a.
"Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah akan muncul pakaian-pakaian wanita dan apabila mereka memakainya keadaannya seperti telanjang."
- Bulan sabit kelihatan besar
"Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah menggelembung (membesarnya) bulan sabit." - Riwayat Thabrani
- Banyak dusta dan tidak tepat dalam menyampaikan berita
"Pada akhir zaman akan muncul pembohong-pembohong besar yang datang kepadamu dengan membawa berita-berita yang belum pernah kamu dengar dan belum pernah didengar oleh bapa-bapa kamu sebelumnya, kerana itu jauhkanlah dirimu dari mereka agar mereka tidak menyesatkanmu dan memfitnahmu" - Sahih Muslim
- Banyak saksi palsu dan menyimpan kesaksian yang benar
"Sesungguhnya sebelum datangnya hari kiamat akan banyak kesaksian palsu dan disembunyikan kesaksian yang benar" - Riwayat Ahmad
- Negara Arab menjadi padang rumput dan sungai
"Tidak akan datang hari kiamat sehingga negeri Arab kembali menjadi padang rumput dan sungai-sungai." - Sahih Muslim
- Banyaknya sifat bohong dan ia menjadi perkata biasa
-hadis bawah-
- Jarak-jarak antara pasar menjadi dekat (menunjukkan banyaknya kegiatan perdagangan)
"Banyaknya sifat bohong, pendeknya waktu, dekatnya jarak-jarak antara pasar-pasar." - Riwayat Bukhari
- Manusia mewarnai rambut di kepalanya dengan warna hitam supaya kelihatan muda
"Pada akhir zaman akan muncul suatu kaum yang mencelupi rambut mereka dengan warna hitam seperti 'bulu merpati' yang mereka itu tidak akan mencium bau syurga." - Sahih Abu Daud & Nasai
- Kekayaan umum dikuasai segelintir orang tanpa kebenaran dan tanpa rasa takut, termasuk rasuah dan mengambil harta secara tersembunyi.
-hadis bawah-
- Berkurangnya sifat amanah
-hadis bawah-
- Terasa berat untuk menjalankan syariah (zakat dijadikan hutang)
-hadis bawah-
- Lelaki mentaati isterinya tetapi menderhakai ibunya
-hadis bawah-
- Lelaki berkasar dengan bapanya tetapi beramah dengan rakannya
-hadis bawah-
- Suara manusia meninggi (menjerit dan berteriak) di masjid-masjid
-hadis bawah-
- Pemimpin suatu kaum adalah keji dan pemimpin suatu suku adalah fasik
-hadis bawah-
- Lelaki dihormati bukan kerana budi dan kebaikan tetapi kerana takut akan kejahatannya
Dari Ali dan Abu Hurairah r.a.: "Apabila harta rampasan perang (milik umum) dikuasai segelintir orang sahaja, barang amanah menjadi rampasan, harta zakat menjadi hutang, seorang lelaki mentaati isterinya dan menderhakai ibunya, berbuat baik kepada temannya dan berbuat kasar kepada bapanya, suara-suara tinggi di masjid-masjid, yang menjadi pemimpin suatu kaum (bangsa) adalah orang yang hina (berkelakuan/bersifat keji) di antara mereka dan orang yang menjadi ketua suatu suku (kabilah) adalah orang fasik di antara mereka, seorang lelaki dihormati kerana takut jahatnya, arak biasa diminum, sutera biasa dipakai (oleh lelaki), munculnya penyanyi perempuan dan alat-alat muzik, orang yang di kalangan umat terkemudian akan melaknat (mengutuk) umat terdahulu, maka ketika itu hendaklah mereka menunggu kedatangan angin merah atau pembalikan bumi atau keburukan bentuk-bentuk atau tanda-tanda yang beriringan seperti tali yang putus maka jatuhlah biji secara berterusan". - Riwayat Tarmizi
- Anggota polis semaki ramai yang menunjukkan semakin banyak kerosakan
-hadis bawah-
- Mendahulukan lelaki menjadi imam bukan kerana ilmu tetapi kerana suara...
-hadis bawah-
- Penjualan jawatan atau kepemimpinan (politik wang)
-hadis bawah-
- Memandang rendah kepada darah
Rasulullah bersabda: "Bersegeralah untuk melakukan amal soleh apabila telah muncul enam perkara: perlantikan pemimpin yang boodoh, ramainya bilangan anggota polis, penjualan kepemimpinan, tiada penghargaan terhadap darah, pemutusan silaturrahim, orang mabuk menjadikan al-Quran sebagai alat nyanyi yang mereka mendahulukan seseorang antara mereka menjadi imam agar dapat menyanyikannya walaupun orang tersebut paling sedikit ilmunya." - Sahih Riwayat Tabrani & Ahmad
- Seorang isteri bekerja dalam satu syarikat dengan suaminya. (Malah isteri berpangkat lebih besar)
Dari riwayat Ibnu Masud: "Di pintu gerbang (dekatnya) hari kiamat: Salam hanya kepada orang yang khusus (sudah dikenalinya), tersebar dan berkembangnya perdagangan sehingga seorang isteri membantu suaminya berdagang" - Sahih Lighairihi Riwayat Ahmad
- Munculnya gaya hidup mewah dan manja di kalangan umat Islam
"Apabila umatku berjalan dengan sombong dan yang melayan mereka adalah putera-puteri raja, putera-puteri Parsi dan Rom, maka orang yang paling buruk akan berkuasa terhadap orang yang paling baik (pilihannya)." - Riwayat Tarmizi, Sahih Abdullah ibnu Umar r.a.
- Orang fasik dimuliakan sedangkan orang mulia dan terhormat direndahkan
"Sungguh hebat dia, sunggu jarang orang seperti dia dan sungguh pintar dia sedangkan di dalamnya tidak ada iman sedikitpun" - Riwayat Bukhari, Muslim, Ahmad, Tarmizi, Ibnu Majah
- Banyak orang berharap untuk mati kerana banyaknya kekacauan ataupun kesengsaraan
"Tidak akan berlaku kiamat sehingga apabila seorang lelaki melalui sebuah kubur maka ia akan berkata: 'Aduhai seandainya aku juga berada ditempatnya.'" - Riwayat Bukhari & Muslim
- Banyaknya berlaku gempa bumi
-hadis bawah-
- Banyaknya berlaku huru-hara yang menyebarkan kejahatan
-hadis bawah-
- Banyaknya berlaku pergaduhan dan pembunuhan
"Kiamat tidak akan berlaku kecuali apabila ilmu telah diangkat, banyaknya berlaku gempa bumi, timbulnya huru-hara dan banyak pergaduhan iaitu pembunuhan - Sahih Bukhari
- Munculnya mati mendadak atau mati secara tiba-tiba
-hadis bawah-
- Masjid dijadikan jalan iaitu seseorang muslim melalui masjid tanpa melakukan solat
"Masjid dijadikan sebagai jalan-jalan dan timbulnya mati mendadak" - Hasan At-Tayalisy.
