Ada apa dengan kentut

1 . ORANG YANG TIDAK JUJUR
Orang yang kalau kentut, selalu menyalahkan orang lain

2 . ORANG BANGANG
Orang yang menahan kentutnya berjam jam

3 . ORANG YANG BERWAWASAN JAUH
Orang yang tahu bila dia hendak kentut

4 . ORANG SENGSARA
Orang yang nak kentut tapi tak boleh kentut

5 . ORANG YANG MISTERI
Orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain takkan tahu

6 . ORANG YANG GUGUP
Orang yang tetiba tahan kentutnya bila tiba masa untuk kentut

7 . ORANG YANG PERCAYA PADA DIRI SENDIRI
Orang yang selalu menganggap kentutnya berbau harum

8 . ORANG YANG SADIS
Orang yang kentut di katil, terus mengibaskan kentutnya pada katil
orang
lain

9 . ORANG YANG PEMALU
Orang yang kalau kentut selalunya tak berbunyi tapi selalu merasa malu
sendiri

10. ORANG YANG STRATEGIK Orang yang sering menyembunyikan kentutnya
dengan
ketawa terbahak-bahak agar tidak didengari oleh orang lain

11. ORANG YANG BODOH
Orang yang dah kentut, kemudian menarik nafas untuk menggantikan agin
yang
keluar

12. ORANG YANG PELIK
Orang yang kalau terkentut, mengeluarkannya sediki-sedikit sampai bunyi
“tit - tit - tittttt”

13. ORANG YANG SOMBONG
Orang yang kalau kentut selalu berasa bangga dengan kentutnya

14. ORANG YANG PERAMAH
Orang yang sering mencium kentut orang lain

15. ORANG YANG TIDAK SUKA BERGAUL
Orang yang selalu kentut bersembunyi

16. ORANG YANG AKUATIK
Orang yang selalu kentut dalam air sampai berbunyi
“blekutuk - blekutuk - bloop -bloop -bloopp”

17. ORANG YANG ATHLIT
Orang yang kalau kentut, sering mengeluarkan tenaga dalaman

18. ORANG YANG JUJUR
Orang yang sering mengaku apabila terkentut

19. ORANG YANG PINTAR
Orang yang boleh menilai bau kentut seseorang

20. ORANG YANG ROMANTIK
Orang yang sering memuji-muji kentut pasangannya tu merdu dan wangi…

System Of A Down - F*** The System Lyrics

System Of A Down - F*** The System Lyrics


I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)
I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just the back! Ta, Tat,Tat.
(2x)

War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.

I'm but a little bit, bit, bit show!
But a little bit,bit,bit shame!
A little bit, bit, bit.
Bit! bit! bit!
(2x)

I'm just the man in the back!
Just the man in the back!
Just a man it the the back! Shh,Tat,Tat.
(2x)

War!
F*** the system!
War!
F*** the system!
F*** the system!!
War!
F*** the system!
War!

I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.
I need to f*** the Sys.

We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.
We all need to f*** the sys.

I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show!
but a little bit bit bit, shame!
but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit! bit! bit!

I need to f*** the system!!
I need to f*** the sys!
I need to f*** the system!!
We all need to f*** the system!!!

p/s:yes f*** it, the system that sometimes doesn't compromise with us. our system of life is corrupt we need to re-formatted it and put a fresh info ~~ reconstruct the labels the thinking the what ever sh** u think !!

Declining Job Offer Letter

Sample Letter TO Decline A Job Offer


JA-088-105 Block XY
Apartment
Raja Kundang
Pluto Street X5/18 Section
X5
4
4444 Shah Alam


iP Sdn Bhd
Level 111, Tower 3
PETROSAINS Third Towers
Kuala Lumpur City Centre
50088 Kuala Lumpur

22th March 2007.

Dear Mr Hansoon:

Thank you for the time and effort you spent considering me for a position as SUS Analyst. I appreciate your time and effort -- as well as HR personnel. I am grateful for your offer of employment.

While I believe firmly in the mission of your organization and appreciate the challenging opportunity you offer, the offer from iP Sdn Bhdis far away from my current career goals and interests. Therefore, although it was a difficult decision, I must decline your offer. I do appreciate all the courtesy.

I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to interview me and to share information on the opportunity and your company. I wish you and iP Sdn Bhd the best continued success. I hope our paths will cross again in the future.

Thank you again for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

sQew



Disclaimer: Syarikat, Nama Penerima, Jawatan hanyalah rekaan semata-mata untuk tujuan paparan umum. Tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup yang mati apatah lagi :-P. Thanks for understanding syg ~~

Jack of all trades

Jack of all trades

Jack of all trades, master of none is a figure of speech, describing a person who is passably competent with many skills but is not outstandingly brilliant with any one particular skill. The term has become a cliché.

The above is actually a truncated version of the true epithet. The phrase in its entirety is "Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one". This complete phrasing of the term would seem to remove any negative connotations which follow the labeling as such in the former form.

A Jack of all trades may be a master of integration, since the individual knows enough from many learned trades and skills to be able to bring their disciplines together into a practical finished product. Such a person is known as a polymath or a Renaissance man; the prototypical example of which is probably Leonardo da Vinci.



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